Snow + Sobriety = Stupidity

So for some reason I was helping my land lady shovel the snow off the walk in the front of my building. During one of the numerous breaks she mentioned my stupid idea of doing the Polar Bear swim.

Basically the Polar Bear swim is a huge bunch of morons jumping into the cold sea on new years day. Clothing and participating in the actual race is optional.

So it was suggested to me that it would be great practice for the swim to jump into the snow in my jocks. So I agreed. Now the only booze intake was a hot chocolate with a single shot of Amarula and somehow I agreed. Which is rather strange as the last time I did something this stupid it took a whole night of beer drinking in bar followed by more beer drinking at my buddy Gaebriels house. Then drinking half a bottle of Jack, which I hate more than Oprah.

So this time round I was totally sober, so I blame the piles of white shit that fell out of they sky. I also blame the snow for making me do it naked ;-)

So this is also the night the heat ing the building went out and I got sick. I was also too sick to do the Polar Bear a week later.

You killed the Blow Job

I was on News 24 came across this link to a article on Women 24.

This is the part that really get's to me

Women 24: "Do the porn thing and have him stand while you go down on your knees.
Pros: If you like to feel submissive, being on your knees generally does the
trick. If you're not very excited or a little bit drunk, kneel on a cushion,
unless you enjoy a bit of pain, of course. Hey, a world of no judgement. You can
look up at him adoringly/ naughtily/ hungrily (take your pick) and this adds
zing. Men love it when you have a pube-moustache. Actually experiencing how his
legs turn to jelly when he comes makes you feel like a sex goddess. Go you!
"

Yes this we like but a pube-moustache!?! WTF? I have never even thought about it that way. I am now afraid that the next time I'm getting a blow job I will think of the pube-moustache and go limp.




Thanks women 24 for potentially ruining blow jobs for me!